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I don't know, ma'am. I'm quite the dancer myself. I imagine I could keep up with you, even if our Anon friend here could not. - Askthewujubladesman

Maybe I’ll give it a go with you sometime, granted you really think you could come out of such a deadly dance with your life~

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Dance with me, you beautiful woman.

You see, I only know how to do the Dead Man’s Waltz. And well… one of us would end up dead and I can assure you it wouldn’t be me~

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* completely startled shifts slightly getting cut by the blade* T-TALYN?! *moves back brandishing axes* is this to prove me that you could easily kill me when you please? was the kiss to mock me? why?

“And I was just starting to enjoy that…” She sighed as she lightly touched her lips. “Oh you cut yourself… You see, my blade was supposed to deter you from moving away too soon~ A dangerous gambit I know, but that’s just the way I like it.” She smirked, taking a quick step closer to him, her blade positioned defensively in front of her just in case he lashed out.

*slowly starts lowering axes but staying on guard* i am thoroughly confused at the moment Talyn.. im not sure how to react at the moment? are you trying to fight me? or something else?

At the first sign of him lowering his axes she rushed forward, placing her hands over his on the handles, and spread his arms far enough to get toe to toe with him. “What would you like me to be doing, Berserker? Would you like me to be fighting you…or something else~?” She wasn’t worried about him trying to harm her. She knew she could get away if she needed to.

well i don’t want to harm you because i don’t think i can in this circumstance. the odds are against me with your talents of assassination. now the something else, i think i would like to take this time to get to know you better. in more ways than one. *winks* but mostly because i am still uncertain about your intentions right now.

“Good choice,” She smirked freeing up one of her hands to pat him on the chest over his heart, “Though less fun for me I must say.” She sighed as she released his other arm and stepped away. “You were wanting me to have tea with you, were you not?” She asked as she wiped his blood off her blade. “This would be your best oportunity, though you may want to do something about that first.” She said pointing at his still bleeding wound.

it should stop on its own. and yes sitting down for some tea right now would be nice. mind heading back to my place for it? it would make me more at ease. *jesters in general direction of his house* what do you say?

“No I don’t mind.” She said as she started off in the direction he had gestured to, grabbing his arm with her left hand. “I find this arrangement to be more preferable, myself.”

*starts walking* i live quite a while away so might as well start talking. so even though im partial Demacian you hold back to killing me. why is that?

“Very well,” She nodded. “First, you should know that your being part Demacian means nothing to me. If I so choose, I will kill you no matter where your allegiances lie.” She let that piece of information sink in before she said, “I suppose I haven’t killed you because you interest me and you haven’t given me a reason to do so. Now it’s my turn. Why haven’t you tried to kill me, yet. Why is it you seem to somewhat trust me?”

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* completely startled shifts slightly getting cut by the blade* T-TALYN?! *moves back brandishing axes* is this to prove me that you could easily kill me when you please? was the kiss to mock me? why?

“And I was just starting to enjoy that…” She sighed as she lightly touched her lips. “Oh you cut yourself… You see, my blade was supposed to deter you from moving away too soon~ A dangerous gambit I know, but that’s just the way I like it.” She smirked, taking a quick step closer to him, her blade positioned defensively in front of her just in case he lashed out.

*slowly starts lowering axes but staying on guard* i am thoroughly confused at the moment Talyn.. im not sure how to react at the moment? are you trying to fight me? or something else?

At the first sign of him lowering his axes she rushed forward, placing her hands over his on the handles, and spread his arms far enough to get toe to toe with him. “What would you like me to be doing, Berserker? Would you like me to be fighting you…or something else~?” She wasn’t worried about him trying to harm her. She knew she could get away if she needed to.

well i don’t want to harm you because i don’t think i can in this circumstance. the odds are against me with your talents of assassination. now the something else, i think i would like to take this time to get to know you better. in more ways than one. *winks* but mostly because i am still uncertain about your intentions right now.

“Good choice,” She smirked freeing up one of her hands to pat him on the chest over his heart, “Though less fun for me I must say.” She sighed as she released his other arm and stepped away. “You were wanting me to have tea with you, were you not?” She asked as she wiped his blood off her blade. “This would be your best oportunity, though you may want to do something about that first.” She said pointing at his still bleeding wound.

it should stop on its own. and yes sitting down for some tea right now would be nice. mind heading back to my place for it? it would make me more at ease. *jesters in general direction of his house* what do you say?

“No I don’t mind.” She said as she started off in the direction he had gestured to, grabbing his arm with her left hand. “I find this arrangement to be more preferable, myself.”

asktheberserker:

ask-femtalon:

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* completely startled shifts slightly getting cut by the blade* T-TALYN?! *moves back brandishing axes* is this to prove me that you could easily kill me when you please? was the kiss to mock me? why?

“And I was just starting to enjoy that…” She sighed as she lightly touched her lips. “Oh you cut yourself… You see, my blade was supposed to deter you from moving away too soon~ A dangerous gambit I know, but that’s just the way I like it.” She smirked, taking a quick step closer to him, her blade positioned defensively in front of her just in case he lashed out.

*slowly starts lowering axes but staying on guard* i am thoroughly confused at the moment Talyn.. im not sure how to react at the moment? are you trying to fight me? or something else?

At the first sign of him lowering his axes she rushed forward, placing her hands over his on the handles, and spread his arms far enough to get toe to toe with him. “What would you like me to be doing, Berserker? Would you like me to be fighting you…or something else~?” She wasn’t worried about him trying to harm her. She knew she could get away if she needed to.

well i don’t want to harm you because i don’t think i can in this circumstance. the odds are against me with your talents of assassination. now the something else, i think i would like to take this time to get to know you better. in more ways than one. *winks* but mostly because i am still uncertain about your intentions right now.

“Good choice,” She smirked freeing up one of her hands to pat him on the chest over his heart, “Though less fun for me I must say.” She sighed as she released his other arm and stepped away. “You were wanting me to have tea with you, were you not?” She asked as she wiped his blood off her blade. “This would be your best oportunity, though you may want to do something about that first.” She said pointing at his still bleeding wound.

asktheberserker:

ask-femtalon:

asktheberserker:

* completely startled shifts slightly getting cut by the blade* T-TALYN?! *moves back brandishing axes* is this to prove me that you could easily kill me when you please? was the kiss to mock me? why?

“And I was just starting to enjoy that…” She sighed as she lightly touched her lips. “Oh you cut yourself… You see, my blade was supposed to deter you from moving away too soon~ A dangerous gambit I know, but that’s just the way I like it.” She smirked, taking a quick step closer to him, her blade positioned defensively in front of her just in case he lashed out.

*slowly starts lowering axes but staying on guard* i am thoroughly confused at the moment Talyn.. im not sure how to react at the moment? are you trying to fight me? or something else?

At the first sign of him lowering his axes she rushed forward, placing her hands over his on the handles, and spread his arms far enough to get toe to toe with him. “What would you like me to be doing, Berserker? Would you like me to be fighting you…or something else~?” She wasn’t worried about him trying to harm her. She knew she could get away if she needed to.

asktheberserker:

* completely startled shifts slightly getting cut by the blade* T-TALYN?! *moves back brandishing axes* is this to prove me that you could easily kill me when you please? was the kiss to mock me? why?

“And I was just starting to enjoy that…” She sighed as she lightly touched her lips. “Oh you cut yourself… You see, my blade was supposed to deter you from moving away too soon~ A dangerous gambit I know, but that’s just the way I like it.” She smirked, taking a quick step closer to him, her blade positioned defensively in front of her just in case he lashed out.

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